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把妹、要電話並非難事,但除非你長得跟王力宏或金城武一樣,不然成功率並不是100%

一名來自紐約的腹語師 Nigel Dunkley 日前在地鐵車廂內進行表演,透過與人偶一搭一唱,大秀自己的腹語絕技,不但自導自演跟乘客互動,甚至還開玩笑的在地鐵上「把妹」,成功拿到金髮美女電話

 

 

想練聽力的人,小編也幫大家整理好字幕囉!

聽兩三遍後,再搭配字幕檢查一下唷

 

Hey! Open the door! Nigel, open the door. Get me out of here!
Nigel:What’s wrong with you?
It’s so dark in this suitcase! Get me out of here.
Nigel:Alright, alright, alright… Relax, okay?
You trying to kill me or something?! Oxygen… Oxygen…
Nigel:Alright… What’s wrong?
I don’t feel so good.
Nigel:Alright, take it easy, alright. Say sorry, okay?
For what?!
Nigel:Hey, be quiet, come on. Tell me sorry.
Who you talking to like that?
Nigel:I’m talking to you, okay?
Do you know who the heck I am??? I’m gangster. You know that???
Ew…… I know that girl! I know her in school!
Nigel:You know her in school?
She knows… she knows my cousin!
Nigel:She knows your cousin?
Come here! You! Come here! I’m talking to you. Come here! Oh she scared?
Nigel:I know she scared.
No, she’s acting scared. You know why?
Nigel:Why?
She saw your face!
Nigel:Oh…Come on! Be nice, alright?
You’re not so cute. She’s cute.
Nigel:Very beautiful.
You like her? Get her number SANN! Get her number! Get her number! Stupid!
Nigel:Alright, Come on.
Talking to skitty cat. You like her? You don’t like her?! You don’t like this?
Nigel:No, no, no, no, no… Be nice! Hey, Relax! Be nice, okay?
I can’t talk no more?
Nigel:Be nice.
Hey, what’s she doing here?
Nigel:It’s alright.
Yo, san, excuse you!
Nigel:Hey… What’s wrong with you?
He didn’t say excuse me!
Nigel:Okay…
You’re jerk!
Nigel:Come on! Be nice!
Oh my god… That girl checked you out!
Nigel:What?!
That girl checked you out! You gonna talk to her?
Nigel:Why I talk to her?
Coz she’s so cute!
Nigel:Hi!
Hey, I say. I’ll talk for you!
Nigel:Alright.
Hi… Hi… Hi…
Nigel:Whatcha gonna do?
I’m trying to hook you up!
Nigel:Alright… take it easy.
Hi! You like him? Oh shoot! She said… She likes you!
Nigel:Alright! Cut it out! Be nice, alright?
Can I talk to you for a minute? Are you single??? You’re single?! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Nigel:Alright! Come on!
Go talk to her!
Nigel:I can’t talk to her.
You don’t get no game?
Nigel:I don’t know what to say…
Tell her she’s beautiful!
Nigel:Very beautiful.
Tell her you wanna kiss her!
Nigel:No…no… alright.
He can’t kiss you? I told you… you’re not so cute. You talk to her! Talk to her!
Passenger A:Hello!
Get her number too!
Nigel:Hey… hey… alright… relax.
Can he get your number? You got a cell phone?
Nigel:Relax, okay?
Stop doing that! Why you scared of? It’s gonna be ok! Watch this! You got a cell phone? Can we get it? Take your phone… take your phone out!
Nigel:Al…Alright…
That’s Metro-PCS?
Nigel:No.
Thank God. You got it?
Girl A:What you want me to do with it?
Your number! Stupid!
Nigel:Alright. Hey… hey…shut up, relax! Thank you… you don’t have to…
Shut up!!! She’ll do it!
Nigel:Alright… Katline?!
Oh yeah! You gonna get some fun!
Girl B:Thank you.
Oh sh*t! You gonna get her! Jem… jem… Oh yeah!
Nigel:Alright… alright…
You gotta know it! I said don’t screw up! And don’t screw up! Okay?!
Girl B:This is my number. Make sure you call me tonight.
Ashanti… 847……
Nigel:Don’t say too loud!
Sorry...Thank you Ashanti!
Girl B:You’re welcome.
Give me a hug. Ewwww! She gotta take a shower.

 


Heck (感嘆詞) hell的委婉語,在句中表示加強語氣
What the heck are those kids doing?

那些小孩到底在搞什麼名堂?


Gangster (n.) 流氓、黑幫
Quite a few people are interested in seeing movies aboutAmerican police and gangsters.
不少人對看美國警匪片很感興趣。


Jerk (n.)【美國俚語】笨蛋、蠢人
Tim's such a jerk! He always says the wrong thing.
蒂姆是個笨蛋!他總是說錯話


Check sb. Out 打量某人;盯著某人看
I turned around and caught Bill checking me out.
我轉身發現 Bill 注視著我。


Hook up 介紹;送作堆
Since you're a friend of Bill's, why don't you hook me up?
既然你是比爾的朋友, 幫我介紹一下吧!


Cut it out 停止;別鬧了!
The teacher asked Jim to cut it out.

老師叫吉姆別說下去了。


Get no game爛透了


Screw up【俚語】把某事弄糟;做蠢事
Don't ask them to organize the trip, they'll only screw everything up.
別讓他們安排此行, 他們只會把一切都搞糟了。

 

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其實不一定要會腹語,女孩子才會貼上來!
但是有幽默感的男生,在女生眼裡可是會大大加分唷

 

 

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